Sing a love duet with me
can i say something crazy
I love crazy
all my life has been a series of doors in my face
and then suddenly i bump into you
But with you
I can find my own place
love is an open dooooor
until i slam it in ur face and try to murder u and ur sister
What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.